Kill the cheese monster!

I was walking alone on the street, then all the sudden an old man yells to me "Kill the cheese Monster!". I reply "Whhaaaat?" with the perfect clarity of an angel. The old man grimaces, while what seams like a mountain of cheese rises from behind him. My jaw drops to the floor, lucky I regained my senses just in time to evade the lob of hot molten cheese. "How am I suppose to fight that?" I scream out. "Use this" then old man hands me what appears to be a stale piece of bread. I grasp it in one hand. The cheese monster swings is cheesy arm to smash me into the ground. I parry his awesome blow with my stale loaf. We stare each other down; eye to cheesy bubble. I feel my strength give way as he launches back. I kip up regaining my composure. This was the last straw. I charge in blood raging. This cheese monster was not going to get the best of me. In a Epic smash my loaf meets face with the cheese monster. In one steady cleave I reduce this monster to nothing more than a residue on my bread. The old man looks to me with the greatest respect and admiration and he says "If your not gonna eat that can I have it?"